Step 1: Remove tray. Otherwise, baby will use newly cleaned hands to finger-paint in leftover food.
Step 2: Clean one hand while baby digs for in his bib or lap for tasty morsels that he was “saving for later.”
Step 3: Remove bib (see Step 1).
Step 4: Quickly clean other hand before baby wipes it all over clothing.
Step 5: Clean mouth, chin and neck area. Baby will now start screaming as if you are murdering him.
Step 6: Wipe down clothing and chair while baby is distracted by his own hysterics.
Step 7: Remove baby from high chair and shake gently over the dog.
Step 8: Five minutes later, notice large area of face, hands, arms or clothing you overlooked. You may safely ignore this as long as your mother or mother-in-law is not around.